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Anonymous 2021/09/20(Mon) 04:10:17 GMT No. 5387
File: tenacious dick(...).gif (145 KB, 240x184)
This is the greatest and best song in the world...

Long time ago, me and my brother Long here
We was left driftin' down a wide and lonesome sea
All of a sudden, there shined a shiny website
In the middle of the blue
"If your posts ends in a 5, you must eat your cum (cum)

Well, me and Long
We looked at each other
And we each said
And we posted the first thing that came to our heads
Just so happened to be
The post ending in 5
It was the post ending in 5

Look into my eyes and it's easy to see
One and one make two
Two and three makes seed
It was destiny

Once every hundred-thousand posts or so
When the lulz doth shine
And the sea doth glow and anons doth grow..

Needless to say
The mod was stunned
A quick-wack with his hammer tail
And the mod was done
He asked us *snort*
"Be you faggots?"
And we said, "Nay
We are but fail!" Cock
Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh-ah-ah
Ohhh, whoah

This is not the greatest site in the world, no
This is just a tribute
Couldn't recreate the greatest site in the world, no
No, this is a tribute, oh
To the greatest site in the world, alright
It was the greatest site in the world, alright
Yeah, it was the best motherfuckin' site-
The greatest site in the world

Ah-rah, dee
Goo-guh fli-goo gee-goo
Guh fli-goo, ga-goo-buh-dee
Ooh, guh-goo-bee
Fli-goo gee-goo
A-fliguh woo-wa mama Mootykins!

And the peculiar thing is this, my fags
The site we visited on that fateful night
It didn't actually look anything like this site!

This is just a tribute
You've got to believe me
Anonymous 2021/09/20(Mon) 04:10:48 GMT No. 5388
And I wish you weren't there
Just a matter of opinion
Ah, fuck!
Good Snacks, gotta love it, oh!
So surprised to find you can't stop it all
A fiery ring of fire
Gook motherfucker, aw
Anonymous 2021/09/20(Mon) 04:13:39 GMT No. 5389
This is the greatest thread of all time
Anonymous 2021/09/20(Mon) 05:26:28 GMT No. 5394
File: 1559494075559.jpg (193 KB, 933x356) >>5387
Anonymous 2021/09/20(Mon) 12:04:51 GMT No. 5395
A legendary thread appears
Anonymous 2021/09/26(Sun) 03:08:38 GMT No. 5482
File: Desubucks3.jpg (575 KB, 1600x666) >>5387
Anonymous 2021/09/28(Tue) 02:36:06 GMT No. 5511
Anonymous 2021/10/03(Sun) 14:39:35 GMT No. 5631
fukken worth the long read
op is not a faggot
Anonymous 2021/10/05(Tue) 14:24:31 GMT No. 5749
I love you so much Mootxico

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