oh my god i hate boats so much. i can not even fathom why someone would ever think even for a second that boats are superior to any other form of transportation. of all they ways of transportation we have such as planes going hundreds of mile per hour and someone thinks "hmm yes i want to be on a piece of wood going 5mph and getting sea sick. jesus fuck might as well just swim. if i was told i needed to get across the ocean only by boat i would drain the god damn sea and fucking walk. nothing cool goes on in the sea anyway. fuck fish, think think they can get off easy? fuck no. boats are just giant fish that float, and i FUCKING HATE BOATS.
