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Anonymous 2024/04/18(Thu) 23:32:03 GMT No. 14914 [Reply]
File: unbel.png (1 MB, 1920x1080) this show is okay
have another exploitable
Anonymous 2024/04/19(Fri) 01:17:43 GMT No. 14916
File: moothot.png (2 MB, 1920x1080)
>>14914
Anonymous 2024/04/13(Sat) 22:51:03 GMT No. 14892 [Reply]
File: 03_machine.gif (1 MB, 577x474) OW! OWIE!
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Anonymous 2024/04/15(Mon) 04:28:55 GMT No. 14899
>>14895
Rip off your skin and see if you puke.
Anonymous 2024/04/16(Tue) 18:11:17 GMT No. 14903
>>14899
Fair enough
Anonymous 2024/04/18(Thu) 17:37:33 GMT No. 14912
>>14892
NOW: How could you fix the effects of this machine?
Anonymous Anyone go to a strip club? 2024/04/13(Sat) 00:01:01 GMT No. 14884 [Reply]
File: showpalace9.jpg (522 KB, 1200x799) Did you regret it? How much does one normally "tip" the girls? How easy is it to "solicit" other "services" from them?
Najarin 2024/04/13(Sat) 00:44:04 GMT No. 14885
File: 7a4472404b2(...).png (630 KB, 613x700)
>>14884
Only regret was seeing my bank account drained the next day, so that's why I don't frequent these places. You're gonna need some serious cash if you do. If you go to a high end place and get a lap dance, on average it's $90 plus tip. If you wanna save money, you could stick to the main show and just toss around singles. As for soliciting other services, DON'T. There is no better way for you to get your ass beat and tossed out if you try. That's what escorts are for. Unless you're in the know about a certain place, don't bother. Remember to watch your hands, keep a side eye for the bouncer, and keep your feelings to yourself. That being said, don't be a creep. Chat with the girls. As wild as this may seem, they're people too, and if you get on their good side you'll get alot more engagement from them and a way better show/experience.
Anonymous 2024/04/13(Sat) 02:14:01 GMT No. 14886
File: free shrugs.jpg (133 KB, 800x1143)
>>14884
I went to one that specialized in women with small figures but forgot I was an autistic virgin and wound up talking about Mootxico. It got me a free lap dance.
Anonymous 2024/04/18(Thu) 10:08:41 GMT No. 14910
Completely depends where you are. In New York, you won't even get a kiss. In Houston TX, you can get bare pussy.
Anonymous 2024/04/12(Fri) 16:26:17 GMT No. 14868 [Reply]
File: el rancho de m(...).jpg (3 MB, 2621x1966) ATTENTION:
Mootxico staff took all the money from our ad revenue and bought a small ranch. We need help naming the horsies
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Anonymous 2024/04/14(Sun) 17:26:05 GMT No. 14898
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>>14897
I AM
Anonymous 2024/04/15(Mon) 07:16:07 GMT No. 14901
>>14876
Oh hi mod
Anonymous 2024/04/17(Wed) 17:27:21 GMT No. 14906
>>14890
stop it
Anonymous 2024/04/12(Fri) 19:44:52 GMT No. 14879 [Reply]
File: fucc1.png (266 KB, 1024x1024) hey mootxico i haven't been posting here for too long so i'm assuming, from what i've seen, that there is a mod that likes desu
would posting something like this get me banned or something?

At worst your post would get vandalized

WITH DESU

-desu

desu

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desu

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Gargoyle 2024/04/12(Fri) 22:08:32 GMT No. 14883
>>14879
DELISHUS FLAT CHEST DESU
Anonymous 2024/04/14(Sun) 13:49:14 GMT No. 14894
>>14882
is this the TBH mod
Anonymous 2024/04/15(Mon) 04:38:15 GMT No. 14900
>>14879
>>14880
erotic
Anonymous 2024/03/24(Sun) 21:08:17 GMT No. 14652 [Reply]
File: not very good.JPG (24 KB, 429x388) Sum 41 has always made consistently whiny pop-punk crap; I remember them being played on an alt radio station some years ago alongside Fallout Boy (worse) and the Offspring (a little better). I haven't listened to them since In Too Deep was popular, but I listened to Fake My Own Death recently and it is more of the same, but the horrible part is the music video.

They chose to add in a bunch of transparent gifs and pngs of "relevant" internet phenomena and memes, and it looks like garbage. What is it about internet references being used five years past their sell-by date makes them seem especially dated whereas other pop-culture references aren't as much? The Hell Song music video is just a bunch of celebrities and references surrounding them, but it's overall easier to watch and entertaining.

Is it the medium? The industry? The people?
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Anonymous 2024/04/07(Sun) 12:00:06 GMT No. 14813
ayo shut your gyat up you skibirizzer, his music is real ASMR for my 9001 remaining braincells no cap, maybe if you hadn't spent all your miserable life being a fanum tax on your poor old mom your dad wouldn't have left you like the sigomega male he is. All your base are belong to us? More like all her basement occupied by YOU. Knowing you, I also probably need to remind you that rizzing up the Epsilon females is sus in the eyes of the glowies. The music of Sum 41 goes AMAZINGLY when I drink a few quads of lean and put on some nyan gyat, but a rizzlet pedo such as yourself will never comprehend
Anonymous ## Mod 2024/04/09(Tue) 22:31:08 GMT No. 14827
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>>14813
Who reported this lol
Anonymous 2024/04/14(Sun) 01:55:55 GMT No. 14893
>>14813
Is this the new l337sp33k?
Anonymous 2024/03/26(Tue) 05:27:24 GMT No. 14657 [Reply]
File: chicken skydiv(...).webp (39 KB, 1125x983) hope this picture makes your day a bit better friend
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Anonymous 2024/04/11(Thu) 17:25:09 GMT No. 14846
>>14661
>>14842
my mom said chicken can't fly
Anonymous 2024/04/11(Thu) 18:18:30 GMT No. 14847
>>14658
webp files are an abomination
Anonymous 2024/04/13(Sat) 19:16:43 GMT No. 14891
>>14846
They can fly ,but not very far And this guy could use his chicken wings to soften the landing
Anonymous 2024/04/12(Fri) 04:30:54 GMT No. 14851 [Reply]
File: image_2024-04-(...).png (105 KB, 640x360) OJ is the worst fruit juice.
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Anonymous 2024/04/12(Fri) 19:43:03 GMT No. 14878
>>14875
it was an editing mistake on their part
Anonymous 2024/04/13(Sat) 09:08:32 GMT No. 14888
tomatos arent a fruit because fruits are supposed to be sweet and tomatoes are not sweet
Anonymous 2024/04/13(Sat) 09:13:20 GMT No. 14889
>While tomatoes are fruits—botanically classified as berries—they are commonly used culinarily as a vegetable ingredient or side dish.
i am botanically right and you all are culinarily right, let's call it a draw then
Anonymous 2023/09/27(Wed) 22:55:07 GMT No. 13177 [Reply]
File: ff7a57314a7139(...).jpg (212 KB, 850x531) I randomly remembered an "advertisement" of this site by it's creator back in 2021. Am I too late?
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Najarin 2024/01/05(Fri) 09:06:11 GMT No. 13959
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>>13189
there's nothing to chase. You'll always be too late. You're either an oldfag or a newfagg, there is no inbetween.
Anonymous 2024/04/11(Thu) 23:44:05 GMT No. 14849
File: grapevine.jpg (2 MB, 3024x2268)
>>13959
just bee yourself :)
Anonymous 2024/04/12(Fri) 17:34:55 GMT No. 14870
File: originalfags.png (243 KB, 1054x831)
Newfags
CWC 2024/04/12(Fri) 08:13:01 GMT No. 14855 [Reply]
File: cwc captainslo(...).jpg (15 KB, 480x360) Captain's log, stardate, I believe it-t's the uh April ****
Greetings, uhm, *sigh* Moot-jico. I've got-otten , erm, myself into quite a uh pickle. *sigh* I've d-decided to plead muh-myself *sigh* to you all through thu-the form of song in-n order to plead my case*breathes in* ahhhh, threw music. Now ,ugh, without further ado
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CWC 2024/04/12(Fri) 08:17:45 GMT No. 14861
File: cwcguitar.jfif (62 KB, 300x400)
>>14860
Start a new SAAAAAGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
CWC 2024/04/12(Fri) 08:18:17 GMT No. 14862
File: mr.CWC.jpg (150 KB, 900x1200)
>>14861
Cuz I'm Jesus Christ Chan...
Anonymous 2024/04/12(Fri) 10:28:44 GMT No. 14863
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that fucking ending
outstanding, anon
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