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Anonymous 2021/12/03(Fri) 01:47:30 GMT No. 6398 [Reply]
File: 6FXHINXWAIA56N(...).gif (2 MB, 300x236) IMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR
Anonymous 2021/12/01(Wed) 08:56:43 GMT No. 6383 [Reply]
File: stolde.jpg (44 KB, 750x541) "As I looked on, through prismatic layers of light, dry-lipped, focusing my lust and rocking slightly under my newspaper, I felt that my perception of her, if properly concentrated upon, might be sufficient to have me attain a beggar‟s bliss immediately; but, like some predator that prefers a moving prey to a motionless one, I planned to have this pitiful attainment coincide with the various girlish movements she made now and then as she read, such as trying to scratch the middle of her back and revealing a stippled armpit but fat Haze suddenly spoiled everything by turning to me and asking me for a light, and starting a make-believe conversation about a fake book by some popular fraud" - Lolita (Putnam)
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Anonymous 2021/12/01(Wed) 18:24:33 GMT No. 6387
>Mein Kampf
>Philosophic Classics
The demographics of this site's users never ceases to astound me
Anonymous 2021/12/02(Thu) 17:31:07 GMT No. 6393
What edition are you reading? My HM copy has that phrase in the middle of page 40
Anonymous 2021/12/03(Fri) 00:49:56 GMT No. 6397
JAICO copy.
its got a preface and includes both volumes, completely unedited, except being translated into english

Anonymous 2021/09/30(Thu) 01:47:54 GMT No. 5524 [Reply]
File: tegaki.png (6 KB, 512x512) What new things has Mootxico recently figured out, found, and/or acquired that it is supahhyped to do things with in the near future?
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Anonymous 2021/10/03(Sun) 08:59:18 GMT No. 5607
Thinking of getting my old model railway out, haven't seen that thing in decades, but I'd love to set it up again.
Maybe even buy some new stuff for it, make the models, go for a new theme, I forgot how much fun it was.
Anonymous 2021/10/23(Sat) 15:45:00 GMT No. 5955
Have you considered Cy.tube? Its free and can use Google files if people install an addon to view them.
Anonymous 2021/12/02(Thu) 19:45:17 GMT No. 6396
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>the second poster will procrastinate long before they do anything of note
well look who was right
Anonymous 2021/12/02(Thu) 17:34:59 GMT No. 6394 [Reply]
File: craigslist.JPG (127 KB, 991x652) Rate the whip
Anonymous 2021/12/02(Thu) 17:54:02 GMT No. 6395

Anonymous 2021/11/10(Wed) 01:33:59 GMT No. 6207 [Reply]
File: angr.png (998 KB, 697x709) I have had a great idea.
Small Imageboard Con - SICK
(k is silent)
Gather all the people that post in the somewhat
popular small imageboards into one place and do
something. idk lan parties or what not.
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Anonymous 2021/12/01(Wed) 23:44:59 GMT No. 6389
I think >>6324 represents it best. Most other imageboards are filled with either only politics or only porn, or a mixture of the two, Mootxi's nothing like that and I doubt that anyone coming from one of those ironic cancer hives actually visit sites like this.
Anonymous 2021/12/02(Thu) 01:27:18 GMT No. 6390
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I think we probably have a large-ish overlap with heyuri, and maybe lainchan at a stretch. But I can't really think of many other small image boards we'd share users with. We are probably just a subset of 4chan though.
Anonymous 2021/12/02(Thu) 17:25:02 GMT No. 6392
I feel sorry for Lainchan. Their influx of newfags lowered the Ω board's level of discussion a LOT; it's almost at the point of being slightly better than /g/.
Anonymous 2021/11/21(Sun) 04:43:36 GMT No. 6287 [Reply]
File: DamnHeTurnInto(...).png (735 KB, 1136x1551) I'm training the "close your eye" instinct out of myself and my friend by having us whack each other in the face with pool noodles or pillows.

What weird training is the rest of the internets doing?
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Anonymous 2021/11/26(Fri) 00:17:00 GMT No. 6315
more specifically so I dodge instead of just closing them

That's why we're actually supposed to dodge the pillows after some warm-up of just whacking since the friends too much of a lazy bastard to get boxing gear

i should ride his ass to do that actually
Anonymous 2021/11/27(Sat) 21:40:42 GMT No. 6321
how would riding your friend help? sounds pretty gay to me
Anonymous 2021/12/01(Wed) 23:28:49 GMT No. 6388
If I make him cum he owes me

Anonymous 2021/11/22(Mon) 02:25:24 GMT No. 6299 [Reply]
File: uglatto.png (145 KB, 188x267) Okay Mootxico, rant time. I was in a sex shop browsing the gay porn section and I had the misfortune of seeing a naked Japanese man. I don't know how this country manages to populate itself when even the pornstars are ugly as hell, have small freezer-burned looking dicks, and have terrible body composition. It's a given that Japanese women and men are gross and ugly because they are mixed, but why did they keep the small dick thing from their Chinese ancestors? Watching Japanese porn is more like a comedy because the woman has to moan like a whiny retard and act like she's being raped by some guy the same height as her with a small, shrimpy ass, bent fucking penor.
Japanese porn and Japanese people are disgusting. I'd rather watch Tranny Sandwich Volume 5 than a single uncensored JAV ever again.
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Anonymous 2021/11/25(Thu) 23:47:12 GMT No. 6313
it's going to take more than that to clean my mind. walked passes a tower yesterday - reminded me of the image. send help.
Anonymous 2021/11/26(Fri) 00:39:36 GMT No. 6316
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>sees a tower
>thinks about penises
Anonymous 2021/11/27(Sat) 03:51:38 GMT No. 6319
OP's image is burned into my retinas; into my mind.
Bill Gates 2021/11/30(Tue) 18:16:58 GMT No. 6328 [Reply]
File: me.jpg (254 KB, 2048x1451) Dear Mootxico,

You should make your site compatible with Internet Explorer. One of your users wrote to me informing me that it's broken in the browser, which isn't alright. It's very important for a website to work in Internet Explorer. Please implement this soon.

Bill Gates
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Bill 2021/12/01(Wed) 02:04:55 GMT No. 6378
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He told me that he tried disabling JavaScript in Internet Explorer, but even then, /lol/ still doesn't display images and refreshes by itself every second.

This should be a high-priority task for you guys. Compatibility with Internet Explorer is very important.

Anonymous 2021/12/01(Wed) 02:17:12 GMT No. 6379
I don't think Internet Explorer has WebP support. Maybe the issue is that IE doesn't support Mootxico, rather than the other way around.
Anonymous 2021/12/01(Wed) 02:18:29 GMT No. 6380

Anonymous 2021/11/28(Sun) 22:03:58 GMT No. 6323 [Reply]
File: smartfridge.jpeg (939 KB, 3264x2448) Does anyone here use a non-x86 CPU in their computer? If so, what CPU are you using, and what instruction set is it?
Anonymous 2021/11/30(Tue) 04:28:06 GMT No. 6325
pwoerPC on some old shitty macintosh. I haven't detected any differences because I dont work with architecture
Anonymous 2021/11/30(Tue) 21:21:12 GMT No. 6376
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Some dude I work with bought a macbook M1. It's ARM, idk anymore specific than that. Barely any programs support it yet though, so he can't even run stuff like GCC. Waste of money if you ask me.
Anonymous 2021/11/30(Tue) 09:04:11 GMT No. 6326 [Reply]
File: lofi.jpg (4 MB, 3024x4032) This is a nice book

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