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R:14 / I:12KOKONOE RIN IS CUTE
R:10 / I:10it took me half a fucking hour to draw this shitty board
let's play some fucking chess baby
R:5 / I:5~~~~~~
R:1 / I:1>what control dynamic?
R:5 / I:2This is the greatest and best song in the world...
Tribute

Long time ago, me and my brother Long here
We was left driftin' down a wide and lonesome sea
All of a sudden, there shined a shiny website
In the middle of the blue
AND HE SAID
"If your posts ends in a 5, you must eat your cum (cum)

Well, me and Long
We looked at each other
And we each said
"Okay"
And we posted the first thing that came to our heads
Just so happened to be
The post ending in 5
It was the post ending in 5

Look into my eyes and it's easy to see
One and one make two
Two and three makes seed
It was destiny

Once every hundred-thousand posts or so
When the lulz doth shine
And the sea doth glow and anons doth grow..

Needless to say
The mod was stunned
A quick-wack with his hammer tail
And the mod was done
He asked us *snort*
"Be you faggots?"
And we said, "Nay
We are but fail!" Cock
Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh-ah-ah
Ohhh, whoah
Ah-whoah-oh

This is not the greatest site in the world, no
This is just a tribute
Couldn't recreate the greatest site in the world, no
No, this is a tribute, oh
To the greatest site in the world, alright
It was the greatest site in the world, alright
Yeah, it was the best motherfuckin' site-
The greatest site in the world

Ah-rah, dee
Soo-guh-goo-gee-goo-gee
Goo-guh fli-goo gee-goo
Guh fli-goo, ga-goo-buh-dee
Ooh, guh-goo-bee
Ooh-guh-guh-bee-guh-guh-bee
Fli-goo gee-goo
A-fliguh woo-wa mama Mootykins!

And the peculiar thing is this, my fags
The site we visited on that fateful night
It didn't actually look anything like this site!

This is just a tribute
You've got to believe me
R:27 / I:10What have you guys been doing to make the Internet less shit?
R:2 / I:0Long live longcat
R:8 / I:6 
R:16 / I:4mootxico needs it's own flash movies
R:2 / I:0What's the point in having insecure tripcodes when you have secore ones?
Music Thread R:19 / I:9Does anyone else like Scorpions?
Virgin Killer is a great album
R:4 / I:4wheres the bathroom?
Killing floor R:1 / I:0Which one are you?
Do any of you play it at the very least?
R:4 / I:2alright alright lookey here guy, hear me out. If you jerk off with your dog on your bed is that beastiality? I guess the first question is do you jerk off with a dog on your bed? Now lets say you're going to town on you man meat and your dog jumps up on the bed to sleep. Is it really animal abuse? I mean if you jerked off next to a lady who didn't know initially it would be considered assault. But do those laws extend to a dog? not even laws just ethically, is it wrong to jerk off next to a dog? Do we consider the act of jerking off sex and the dog an active participant?
R:7 / I:5YO! MOOTXICO MUTHAFUKAS! WE FOUND THIS MUTHAFUCKIN BOARD!!!1!

FUCK ALL Y'ALL POSTIN' ALL THIS RACIST SHIT!

WE GON PULL A 187 ON YO SERVERS!

WE GON PULL A 187 ON YO BARRY!

AN WE GON PULL A 187 ON ALL Y'ALL SKINNY ASS WHITE MUTHAFUCKAS WHO THINK THEY COOL POSTIN THIS RACIST SHIT WHILE THEY ANON!11!!!

COME STEP TO A REAL THUG AND SAY THAT SHIT, CRACKER ASS MUTHAFUKAS!!1!

THIS IS WAR!!!
R:21 / I:4shortcat
R:4 / I:4PARTY HARD
R:85 / I:54M-M-MOTHER FUCKING BANNER THREAD

Make and post banners here
Must be 300x100 and not contain porn 
R:31 / I:17So this is Mootxico?
Where are the lulz, the /b/rotherhood and all the HATRED?
Get out of your little circlejerk of an IRC chat and get down here, fags, and make something.
We're making the Internet great again.
R:9 / I:4MY THREADS ARE DOING IRONMAN NUMBERS AND I DON'T CARE ANYMORE
R:8 / I:2guchuko
Blsx' R:46 / I:39I want to do lewd and lascivious things to Black Hanekawa.
X/O R:23 / I:14ITT: we play noughts and crosses
R:1 / I:1nigger poop
R:11 / I:4how stop this?
Tacgnol did 9/11 R:15 / I:11Wow, nobody else created and stickied a thread for 9/11? Shame.

NEVAR FORGET

R:3 / I:3Waha~!
R:9 / I:2What the fuck should we do to get more people here??

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
R:9 / I:5filemane
MJ is innocent R:6 / I:2no, seriously.
R:8 / I:5You are not safe from the triwich
R:4 / I:1 
R:4 / I:1Long unicat
Desu~... R:3 / I:2I have fallen hopelessly in love with a fictitious, heterochromic doll dressed in twentieth century clothing. Suiseiseki means everything to me. I know she's just a fictional character and that is what crushes me the most inside. I can no longer really see any other girl, real or otherwise, in the same way as Sui. I haven't fapped for about two weeks, porn just doesn't do it for me anymore. I wish I could watch all the episodes of Rozen Maiden over and over until i fall in a coma and dream about being with my precious desu for the rest of my life. I don't leave my apartment often anyway so we would spend lots of time together and I would pay more attention to her than that fucking Jun ever did. She would bake me sweets and we would play games together. We would go to the cinema and when the movie was over, some smart mouthed middle schoolers who would have been staring at us would make wise cracks about me playing with dolls to which I would respond "well this is a doll that I love and she is a lady who I will take back to my home tonight! How many of you can say that about anyone?" Suiseiseki would no longer be upset by the boys' comments. She would only blush and her eyes would water a little from happiness "Did you really mean that? ~desu" I would gently wipe the tears from the corners of her eyes and tell her "We don't need them. I don't care if you become a real girl, I love you just the way you are" and then I would kiss her lightly on the lips. On the way home, we'd take a walk around the park and maybe stop by a cafe for some hot chocolate. I don't even care about the sex. I could spend the rest of my life with her and not even think about it once because I only care about making my desu happy.
R:13 / I:4Does mootxico play Minecraft?
I have a Minecraft server which has a custom plugin that anonymizes everyone, and you can mention anyone in the chat, imageboard style.
If you have a cracked Minecraft 1.16.5 client, then you can join at mc.anomine.net
R:1 / I:1What a shitty Internet
Amine Thread R:11 / I:3what anime have been watch?
R:5 / I:4Any new potential Internet guide pictures?
R:4 / I:1i had the perfect idea to ruin a highschooler and his socially life.
you just call him "baby fucker"
what can the poor bastard do after that? allow me to set the scenario.
a dumbass loser highschooler is sitting alone at lunch, pathetic, and a group of bullys or jocks or whatever the fuck come up and loudly shout "hey baby fucker, fuck you!"
and thats it, you have ruined the kid. who wants to be friends and hang out, or god forbid, be in a relationship with an analleged baby fucker? it truly is the perfect crime.
(the pic is unrelated, i like bucket head)
please kill me R:1 / I:1talking to this indian milf thats my coworker. she hits me with "oh my god your so funny, you remind me of my oldest son!" some mootxican kill me please
R:3 / I:3Does anyone else still watch made in rose?
Shunki is my fav character.
R:1 / I:1lol!
R:3 / I:0Does you're mom know that your gay?
R:7 / I:2ITT post random invention ideas. i just thought what if there was a watch counter like pic related but instead of it counting your steps it counts the amount of words you say and calculates the average words you speak per minute or some shit.
R:5 / I:5Tubgirl
R:1 / I:0SEPTEMBER!
R:13 / I:0What if 4chan was removed, and because of that, many 4chan users started moving here?
R:2 / I:2Spend more time with you waifu.
She needs it
R:2 / I:2GONNA MAKE IT THROUGH,
GONNA MAKE IT THROUGH
DIVIDE BY ZERO LIKE A WRECKING CREW
CLOSING IN ON YOU, CLOSING IN ON YOU
OH, AND NO WAY OUT OH OH
R:0 / I:0Death to the salad eaters!