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Anonymous 3/26/2024(Tue) 5:27:24 AM No. 14657 >>15062 >>15240
File: chicken skydiv(...).webp (39 KB, 1125x983) Edit
hope this picture makes your day a bit better friend
Anonymous 3/26/2024(Tue) 8:48:04 AM No. 14658 >>14661 >>14847
how is the chicken going to open the parachute? it doesnt have fingers
this picture made me feel anxious for the chicken's imminent doom
webp file??!?!?!!??!?!?
Anonymous 3/26/2024(Tue) 9:17:01 PM No. 14661 >>14664 >>14846
>>14658
he can fly tough he is chicken
Anonymous 3/27/2024(Wed) 7:14:01 PM No. 14664 >>14842
>>14661
sorry i didnt notice
Anonymous 4/10/2024(Wed) 10:33:07 PM No. 14842 >>14846
File: Scary.png (209 KB, 972x586) Edit it made my day better

>>14664
i didn't notice but then i noticed that its a chicken so i wasn't concerned anymore
Anonymous 4/11/2024(Thu) 5:25:09 PM No. 14846 >>14891
>>14661
>>14842
my mom said chicken can't fly
Anonymous 4/11/2024(Thu) 6:18:30 PM No. 14847
>>14658
webp files are an abomination
Anonymous 4/13/2024(Sat) 7:16:43 PM No. 14891 >>14954
>>14846
They can fly ,but not very far And this guy could use his chicken wings to soften the landing
Anonymous 4/27/2024(Sat) 4:21:30 PM No. 14954 >>14959
File: tegaki.png (13 KB, 512x512) Edit >>14891
He could also use his parachute
Anonymous 4/27/2024(Sat) 7:47:56 PM No. 14955 >>14977
he doesn't have fingers so he can't pull the thing to open the parachute
not a very chicken-friendly design if i do say so myself
Anonymous 4/29/2024(Mon) 9:11:03 PM No. 14959 >>14977
>>14954
but how do he open parachut
Anonymous 5/5/2024(Sun) 1:24:08 PM No. 14977 >>14980 >>15026
File: tegaki.png (245 KB, 512x512) Edit >>14955
>>14959
Obviously the chicken can simply pull the thing with it's beak. Duh.
Anonymous 5/5/2024(Sun) 3:22:46 PM No. 14980 >>15033
>>14977
where exactly is the thing anyway? if it's right on the shoulder the chicken may not be able to bend its neck all the way
Anonymous 5/16/2024(Thu) 1:39:56 AM No. 15026
>>14977
beautiful drawing
Anonymous 5/18/2024(Sat) 7:34:45 AM No. 15033 >>15035
>>14980
I think the thing is on one of the straps of the parachute. That might complicate it for the goose.
Anonymous 5/18/2024(Sat) 2:19:38 PM No. 15035 >>15083
>>15033
whoever put gave it the parachute will have blood on his hands
also it's not a goose
Anonymous 5/23/2024(Thu) 11:20:04 AM No. 15062
>>14657 (OP)
Hell yeah
Anonymous 5/25/2024(Sat) 3:15:03 PM No. 15083 >>15086
>>15035
in the worst case scenario the moose can still deploy it's wings and glide fashionably to the ground.
Anonymous 5/26/2024(Sun) 7:51:07 AM No. 15086
>>15083
if the moose's wings worked why would it use a parachute?
i think his death is imminent
ZEBRA CHICKEN 6/11/2024(Tue) 5:25:15 AM No. 15240
File: plymouthrockch(...).jpg (672 KB, 1912x1812) Edit >>14657 (OP)
This chicken diver is awesome
OP was epic today
Anonymous 10/14/2024(Mon) 6:51:25 PM No. 15684
thanks mate

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