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R:0 / I:0IMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR
R:5 / I:0"As I looked on, through prismatic layers of light, dry-lipped, focusing my lust and rocking slightly under my newspaper, I felt that my perception of her, if properly concentrated upon, might be sufficient to have me attain a beggar‟s bliss immediately; but, like some predator that prefers a moving prey to a motionless one, I planned to have this pitiful attainment coincide with the various girlish movements she made now and then as she read, such as trying to scratch the middle of her back and revealing a stippled armpit but fat Haze suddenly spoiled everything by turning to me and asking me for a light, and starting a make-believe conversation about a fake book by some popular fraud" - Lolita (Putnam)
R:17 / I:7What new things has Mootxico recently figured out, found, and/or acquired that it is supahhyped to do things with in the near future?
R:1 / I:0Rate the whip
R:13 / I:7I have had a great idea.
Small Imageboard Con - SICK
(k is silent)
Gather all the people that post in the somewhat
popular small imageboards into one place and do
something. idk lan parties or what not.
R:7 / I:2I'm training the "close your eye" instinct out of myself and my friend by having us whack each other in the face with pool noodles or pillows.

What weird training is the rest of the internets doing?
R:8 / I:4Okay Mootxico, rant time. I was in a sex shop browsing the gay porn section and I had the misfortune of seeing a naked Japanese man. I don't know how this country manages to populate itself when even the pornstars are ugly as hell, have small freezer-burned looking dicks, and have terrible body composition. It's a given that Japanese women and men are gross and ugly because they are mixed, but why did they keep the small dick thing from their Chinese ancestors? Watching Japanese porn is more like a comedy because the woman has to moan like a whiny retard and act like she's being raped by some guy the same height as her with a small, shrimpy ass, bent fucking penor.
Japanese porn and Japanese people are disgusting. I'd rather watch Tranny Sandwich Volume 5 than a single uncensored JAV ever again.
R:4 / I:1Dear Mootxico,

You should make your site compatible with Internet Explorer. One of your users wrote to me informing me that it's broken in the browser, which isn't alright. It's very important for a website to work in Internet Explorer. Please implement this soon.

Regards,
Bill Gates
R:2 / I:1Does anyone here use a non-x86 CPU in their computer? If so, what CPU are you using, and what instruction set is it?
R:0 / I:0This is a nice book
R:13 / I:4MatsuriOS
R:11 / I:7Holy shit Obi-Wan
Teeworlds 'n shit R:5 / I:3I've gotten a Teeworlds server set up, would anyone here be interested in a gamenight?
R:5 / I:1Some fuckheads at the bus stop have been pissing me off for months and I can't think of any good insults. Put ideas in this thread.
>Pic tangentially related
R:7 / I:3demon file
you know what i mean? R:7 / I:6alright riddle me this won homie. what does water smell like huh? not hose water or ocean water, lake water, you get the idea. regular old drinking water man, what does it smell like? does shower water have a smell? how would you describe these smells. also what the fuck is the point of a mountain. so much wasted fucking space man. and all the towns near a mountain almost always suck ass. if everybody chipped in a couple dollars we could just blow it up, it would solve a lot. speaking of retarded shit, are they ever gonna make another 3D mario game? are we even human any more or are we too far gone? i wouldn't consider a zoo gorilla to be a real gorilla. have we advanced so far that we stepped away from our natural humanity. probably not i guess. and if you like ass over titties your probably gay man. and another thing
R:7 / I:7Cheesecake is...


BAD!
Radio Requests R:11 / I:7Mootxico now has a radio! Check it out here and suggest songs to put in rotation in this thread!
R:4 / I:3the average mootxico experience
R:15 / I:12Fuck it, group activity time.
https://openpsychometrics.org/tests/IPIP-BFFM/
Post results. It's gay but it's something.
R:2 / I:0Actual advice for you faggots: If you set up an FTP/SMB server on your computer, and install VLC on your phone, you can watch all the torrented shit from there without having to sit at your desk.

Even on mobileshit, VLC for the win
R:5 / I:3hi
R:9 / I:4Found this flash today and I was interested. Anyone know where to find a translated version?
R:15 / I:8mootxico is still better as a small community.
letter 4 moot R:10 / I:3ITT: we write a letter to moot one word at a time. I'll start

Dear
These rocks are cool R:8 / I:3I found some uranium today, these rocks were mildly radioactive in some spots but not to a very great extent. I think the yellow is uranium in the form of carnotite, or another mineral occurring alongside the trace uranium. I intend on reading up on my geology so I am less clueless next time I dig go up rocks. The radioactivity indicates that the uranium content is probably pretty lame by uranium ore standards.
R:8 / I:3What's your ideal death?
R:11 / I:9Draw Thread?
Draw random ideas
R:26 / I:25ITT: I dump random shit I saved 90 years ago
R:0 / I:0!
R:2 / I:1Obligatory post!
R:14 / I:4loopback
R:12 / I:9Hello fellow Mootxicans. lets draw european animals. here is a french dinosaur.
R:17 / I:8I WILL GRANT YOU ONE WISH!
R:1 / I:0For a mangaka, Barasui has pretty good music taste (save for radiohead and gorillaz).
I'd expect most japs who like western music to be into rock groups.
R:7 / I:1i was the nigger on the mootxico board, ask me anything. and before any of you ask i went to jail because of racism
Wholesome! R:2 / I:1Secret frens who care about you decided to build this so it can liberate you and everyone you know from this vile planet of bipedal meat creatures, say something nice about it!
R:2 / I:1smartphones are rarely used for anything useful, and what they are used for are simple conveniences.
No one "needs" a smartphone in the same way people "need" a computer; any productivity gained by a smartphone is dashed by the huge amount of time-wasting it offers.

I have a smartphone just for viewing and taking pictures; it only connects to wifi if I urgently need to check an email or share files.

I don't know if any phone specific use cases exist beyond dumb fake shit like being a social media icon or whatever.
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NEDM R:7 / I:5nedm
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R:18 / I:15Post creatures with feline properties
videyo hamu R:15 / I:3Whatcha been playin, Mootxico? What were ya plannin on playin?
R:7 / I:3Fuck, alright ill get to the point, my friend has a bigger cock then me and its not fucking fair. total bullshit, hes some light nazi tendicies and femboy loving asshole republican and his dick is a full one inch bigger then mine. whats the point? god has cursed me the day i popped out of the womb and met this bastard of a man along with his dick size. what the fuck man, not cool. also my original xbxo racing wheel controller doesn't fucking work which is honestly way fucking worse. 15 dollars and hyped and fuck all just to be disappointed from utter bullshit. IT EVEN CAME WITH THE FUCKING CLIUTCH PEDDLES. small dick, broken racing wheel, day fucking ruined
R:0 / I:0Monorail cat
Gondola R:17 / I:8(COMMENT DELETED BY USER)
R:5 / I:2Peasant.
R:10 / I:4HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
THERE'S PEOPLE HERE?? PERTY TIME R:2 / I:2NOW THIS LOOKS LIKE A JOB FOR ME
SO EVERYBODY, JUST FOLLOW ME
'CAUSE WE NEED A LITTLE CONTROVERSY
'CAUSE IT FEELS SO EMPTY WITHOUT ME
I SAID THIS LOOKS LIKE A JOB FOR ME
SO EVERYBODY, JUST FOLLOW ME
'CAUSE WE NEED A LITTLE CONTROVERSY
'CAUSE IT FEELS SO EMPTY WITHOUT ME