
>I decided to go look out the window
>I saw nothing...
>Im sure it was someone having a fun party
>i decide to go back to sleep.
>The next morning, i made myself some breakfast
>i turned on the tv to the news
>The news reporter caught my attention when she said this "We have found blood on a tree in the forest"
>The news reporter also said "We also found a dead body in the forest".
>I turned off the TV and ate breakfast.
>i went out to get some fresh air
>An amber alert activated on my phone and checked
>I became shocked when the amber alert said this "If you are next to door house 78, keep an eye out on the window tonight."
>I realized Door 78 was my neighbors house.
>I put my phone back into my pocket and went into my car and turned it on.
>I drove to the weapon shop, and got a knife from the weapon shop.
>I drove back to my house with wood
>I went in my house, locked the door and covered my door with wood.
>I also covered all the windows in my house but not the window thats facing to my neighbors house.
>I went to my room and took a nap before the night.
>Its 10:00 and i woke up and grabbed my knife and looked out window thats infront my neighbors house.
>Nothing was there..
>I waited for a few minutes until i saw a weird man coming out of the neighbors house.
>He stood there until he faced towards me.
>I immediately started hiding.
>I knew he is going to do something after he saw me looking at me, so i decided to grab my knife, and get ready.
>i waited one minute until i heard a bang on my door, i went out to check on my blocked door, until i saw the wood broken.
>I kept looking around in my house, until i saw the man in the living room.
>I stabbed the man in the chest, and ran away to my room.
>I closed the door and locked the door.
>I heard the man's footsteps coming real close to my bedroom door.
>He broke in...
>I decided to ambush him behind him and stabbed his throat.
>He screamed, like an alien.
To be continued

>heard something from the window
>i look at the window
>before i looked away, i saw someone run really fast
>i grab my pistol and cocks it
>i keep my pistol with me
>i look out in the window, until i saw a black figure...
>i close my eyes
>he's gone..
>i heard something in the living room
>i decide to go to the living room
>nobody is there..
>until i heard something screeching
>then it became silent for a moment
>until i saw the man looking out at my window
>i shot his right eye
>he fell down and disapeared
>i heard a demonic scream from him
>he came back
>he broke my other window in my bedroom
>until i saw him..staring at me.
>i shot him in his hand
>he is still standing, coming close to
>i shot him in the stomach
>i decide to run away and leave the house
>he begins to start running after me
>i was running for my life
>i was starting to get tired
>so i decide to hide somewhere
>until the moment of silence
>he was behind me
>he begins choking me
>i try to shoot him, but im out of ammo
>i try punching him to make him stop choking me
>he threw me to the ground
>i was unconsious
>he drags me to the forest
>then, he starts eating me.
part 2 coming soon.

Do (you) have favourite cigs or roll your own? I like my menthols and ice clicks a whole lot.

Not to say that anyone needs to acquiesce to soyjack's possible impending cultural status, but it is a fair discussion. Mootxi.co falls out of the purview of any of this.
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All the degeneracy should be there, I wouldn't feel at home without it. But what I really want is something similar to those slower hobby boards, where people actually talk about what they're eagerly interested in, and where surprisingly smart insights occasionally shine through all their crudeness and degeneracy.
I just want some cool places to lurk time to time....

The Magnum Opus of Dr. B. Grimm-Goose Lovatabitz
#REDACTED#
(125 Years In Two Days Flat)
~A Play in Three Acts~
First Act
First Lap Around The Track
(A Love Story)
Second Act
China-Man Say ~ JACKPOT#23
(The Vanity of Youth)
Third Act
The Changing of the Guard ~ The Great Cosmic Trampoline Clap-Back ~ The Light Krakatoa
(The Inheriting of Destiny)
Staring:
Dr. B. Grimm-Goose Lovatabitz (Yours Truly)
Spice Bear (Wife-Simulator)
Breath Aryan HEROIN Pig-Dick (Fourth of His Name)
Co-Starting:
Lauren Rose
My Mind Displayed
Skaterad420
ducky AKA duck White AKA The duck-Man
CynicalBroadcast
Living Water For The Soul
Gerbert Johnson
Lightheart
Millennial Matt
Nana’s Attic
Brittany Venti
Placeboing
F. Gardner
Featuring:
The Last of the Aztakea Kids
Dry Creek Dewayne
Stanley Twardowicz
The Grinch
Jim Schwarner
Wojak
Sminem
The Bognadoff Twins
Good Fellas
David Roberts
Homie the Clown
Gang-Busters
Yash
Donovan
Chaning Creager
Pepe Julian Von Ziman
Charles Manson
Ian Bavittz
Sam Hyde
Jack Kerouac
The Manson Family
Dr. Greenbaum
Diogenes

The king and his court are unsure of how to handle this and has enacted to randomly select citizens to devise a strategy to defeat it. This was a few days ago, you've already received notice that you are to prepare a diagram or drawing for a weapon, or some other way to deter the dragon from turning this place into a piece of charcoal.
Well, that was the original purpose of the summon, but as a surprise to everyone the problematic dragon was dealt with just a few hours later, just after the king sent his messengers out in a panic to inform you and the others which share your misfortune of your impromptu service. Its rumored the dragon annoyed a local wizard before it was within sight of the guard, and just as quickly as panic swept over the kingdom the dragon was crushed from the weight of an overhead cloud, that froze suddenly as the massive demon passed under it. Although there is some concern among some for flooding in the future, the king addressed the people and assured them his engineers are already working out a plan for how to deal with the glacier.
Today you are spending a lazy afternoon in the living space of your family's home reading from a book you bought last week, from a merchant in a caravan that claimed to have goods from oversea. You aren't quite sure what is happening inside, but you wouldn't even if the book was written in your native language. Thankfully the book is fully illustrated so you still find enjoyment in it. Turning another page you feel your mouth dry up from your panting when suddenly you are snapped back to the sound banging on the wooden entrance in your family's home. You don't know who it could be and why they would be knocking so hard. Do they even realize how loud that is? It sounds like the door is going to have dents inside it from how violent they sound.
