/lol/ - my fellow mootxicans, it is I, anonymous, back here with an anno - Internet

Anonymous 2024/09/15(Sun) 19:06:59 GMT No. 15592
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my fellow mootxicans, it is I, anonymous, back here with an announcement: i am running for mootxipresident!
vote for me and i promise you will get 10x more fun threads, 10x more users and 10x the penis size!!!

Anonymous 2024/09/16(Mon) 23:00:38 GMT No. 15593
You have my vote

Anonymous 2024/09/18(Wed) 01:11:30 GMT No. 15610
And my lulz

Anonymous 2024/09/18(Wed) 03:37:49 GMT No. 15611
And my heart <3

Anonymous 2024/09/18(Wed) 05:33:57 GMT No. 15612
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thank you all who voted me, your trust is what keeps me going!
i will be campaigning throughout mootxico in a few days in an attempt to gather more voters, we shall win!!!

Anonymous 2024/09/21(Sat) 12:09:44 GMT No. 15617
>>15592
when is tehe election???//

Anonymous 2024/09/22(Sun) 13:07:11 GMT No. 15619
>>15617
the election will be on the 1st of october: new month, new leadership

Anonymous 2024/09/22(Sun) 20:09:49 GMT No. 15620
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my fellow mootxicans, i bring you good news!

Anonymous 2024/09/23(Mon) 12:30:15 GMT No. 15622
You shall have my vote great leader

Anonymous 2024/09/23(Mon) 23:11:16 GMT No. 15624
>>15620
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Anonymous 2024/09/24(Tue) 16:42:06 GMT No. 15628
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my fellow mootxicans, i promise you that my promises will be kept, you can count on it!

Anonymous 2024/09/29(Sun) 19:25:00 GMT No. 15642
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my fellow mootxicans, the election day is coming soon and it appears i am the only candidate, obviously this means i will win but since we are a mootxicracy a vote will be held anyway, remember to vote for yours truly!

Anonymous 2024/09/29(Sun) 21:14:24 GMT No. 15643
>>15642
You have promised to raise the user count by ten times the amount.. but Sir anonymous, the current user count is currently numbered at 0, and 10 times 0 is 0!

Anonymous 2024/09/30(Mon) 18:13:53 GMT No. 15645
>>15643
i always keep my promises!

Anonymous 2024/10/01(Tue) 19:47:18 GMT No. 15649
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my fellow mootxicans! The results are in and oh boy, that was a close one!

Anonymous 2024/10/02(Wed) 10:01:59 GMT No. 15651
>>15649
Oh man look at that margin

Anonymous 2024/10/03(Thu) 05:55:51 GMT No. 15653
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i would like to thank everyone who believed in me and voted for me!
from now on mootxico will be on its way to become the best site evah!

Anonymous 2024/10/03(Thu) 08:12:11 GMT No. 15654
Mr Mootxident what are you going to do about the CP spammer issue?

Anonymous 2024/10/03(Thu) 17:05:11 GMT No. 15656
>>15654
I am aware of the CP issue and will work hard to rid the beautiful mootxico of that foul stench
I will personally report every cp post 24/7 and even harass the mods if they are sleeping on the job
rest assured i will employ every tool at my disposal

Anonymous 2024/10/05(Sat) 02:07:44 GMT No. 15657
>>15656
As a very important moderator in the Mootxico team, I approve this message.

Najarin 2024/10/06(Sun) 06:47:56 GMT No. 15661
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>>15653
Have you any need for a master of the mystic arts on your cabinet?

Anonymous 2024/10/06(Sun) 13:54:13 GMT No. 15662
>>15661
perchance... what are your skills?

Najarin 2024/10/06(Sun) 20:56:42 GMT No. 15663
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>>15662
My power knows no bounds!

I can take regular water and transform it into a gold shower.

And that's but a mere example of my many feats of magic.

Anonymous 2024/10/08(Tue) 05:52:58 GMT No. 15669
>>15663
why yes! you can be the water minister
you will be in charge of distributing water during droughts and other water-related things

Najarin 2024/10/08(Tue) 07:23:46 GMT No. 15671
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>>15669
Wow, we do that? I thought we were shitposters? You know what? Fuck it, a job's a job. I gotta call my parents and tell them the good news.

Anonymous 2024/10/08(Tue) 17:13:52 GMT No. 15673
my fellow mootxicans, i am working on a plan to increase the userbase as i have promised, i dont know when that will happen but rest assured it will probably definitely happen!
>>15671
remember that you will be paid in replies, not money

Anonymous 2024/10/09(Wed) 16:33:58 GMT No. 15677
my fellow mootxicans, it seems that my efforts to increase the userbase were met with failure, but i wont let this stop me from keeping my promises
next up i will attempt to increase the number of lolz and/or oc, i am thinking about doing so by creating new events and stuff, date: TBD

Anonymous 2024/10/11(Fri) 00:43:00 GMT No. 15679
>>15671
Loli water sells like hot cakes around these parts.

Anonymous 2024/11/11(Mon) 21:35:40 GMT No. 15748
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dear mootxico, it is I, anonymous...
i am sorry, i have failed you
despite my best efforts nobody was willing to join mootxico and thus our numbers have not grown and, if that wasn't enough already, i lack the skills to create something new and innovative and due to IRL i was unable to bother the mods for the cp that is on page 1 of /lol/

will you forgive me?

neganonymous 2024/11/13(Wed) 06:27:04 GMT No. 15754
>>15748
>will you forgive me?
no, coup begins NOW
i could get a whole 1 extra person on this shithole just by uttering a single word
you are a failure

Najarin 2024/11/13(Wed) 10:55:46 GMT No. 15755
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>>15754
Alright then. Do it.

Anonymous 2024/11/13(Wed) 20:35:15 GMT No. 15760
>>15754
no violence!!!.. pls

Anonymous 2024/12/03(Tue) 03:19:56 GMT No. 15797
do you promise more illegal immigration so we have more posts?

Anonymous 2024/12/03(Tue) 19:23:14 GMT No. 15798
>>15797
that was my intention, however everyone told me they dont want to get in a deserted place, i'd rather not recruit 4channers

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