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Anonymous 2024/03/26(Tue) 05:27:24 GMT No. 14657
File: chicken skydiv(...).webp (39 KB, 1125x983)
hope this picture makes your day a bit better friend
Anonymous 2024/03/26(Tue) 08:48:04 GMT No. 14658
how is the chicken going to open the parachute? it doesnt have fingers
this picture made me feel anxious for the chicken's imminent doom
webp file??!?!?!!??!?!?
Anonymous 2024/03/26(Tue) 21:17:01 GMT No. 14661
>>14658
he can fly tough he is chicken
Anonymous 2024/03/27(Wed) 19:14:01 GMT No. 14664
>>14661
sorry i didnt notice
Anonymous 2024/04/10(Wed) 22:33:07 GMT No. 14842
File: Scary.png (209 KB, 972x586) it made my day better

>>14664
i didn't notice but then i noticed that its a chicken so i wasn't concerned anymore
Anonymous 2024/04/11(Thu) 17:25:09 GMT No. 14846
>>14661
>>14842
my mom said chicken can't fly
Anonymous 2024/04/11(Thu) 18:18:30 GMT No. 14847
>>14658
webp files are an abomination
Anonymous 2024/04/13(Sat) 19:16:43 GMT No. 14891
>>14846
They can fly ,but not very far And this guy could use his chicken wings to soften the landing
Anonymous 2024/04/27(Sat) 16:21:30 GMT No. 14954
File: tegaki.png (13 KB, 512x512) >>14891
He could also use his parachute
Anonymous 2024/04/27(Sat) 19:47:56 GMT No. 14955
he doesn't have fingers so he can't pull the thing to open the parachute
not a very chicken-friendly design if i do say so myself
Anonymous 2024/04/29(Mon) 21:11:03 GMT No. 14959
>>14954
but how do he open parachut
Anonymous 2024/05/05(Sun) 13:24:08 GMT No. 14977
File: tegaki.png (245 KB, 512x512) >>14955
>>14959
Obviously the chicken can simply pull the thing with it's beak. Duh.
Anonymous 2024/05/05(Sun) 15:22:46 GMT No. 14980
>>14977
where exactly is the thing anyway? if it's right on the shoulder the chicken may not be able to bend its neck all the way
Anonymous 2024/05/16(Thu) 01:39:56 GMT No. 15026
>>14977
beautiful drawing
Anonymous 2024/05/18(Sat) 07:34:45 GMT No. 15033
>>14980
I think the thing is on one of the straps of the parachute. That might complicate it for the goose.
Anonymous 2024/05/18(Sat) 14:19:38 GMT No. 15035
>>15033
whoever put gave it the parachute will have blood on his hands
also it's not a goose
Anonymous 2024/05/23(Thu) 11:20:04 GMT No. 15062
>>14657
Hell yeah
Anonymous 2024/05/25(Sat) 15:15:03 GMT No. 15083
>>15035
in the worst case scenario the moose can still deploy it's wings and glide fashionably to the ground.
Anonymous 2024/05/26(Sun) 07:51:07 GMT No. 15086
>>15083
if the moose's wings worked why would it use a parachute?
i think his death is imminent
ZEBRA CHICKEN 2024/06/11(Tue) 05:25:15 GMT No. 15240
File: plymouthrockch(...).jpg (672 KB, 1912x1812) >>14657
This chicken diver is awesome
OP was epic today
Anonymous 2024/10/14(Mon) 18:51:25 GMT No. 15684
thanks mate

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