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Anonymous Anyone go to a strip club? 2024/04/13(Sat) 00:01:01 GMT No. 14884
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Did you regret it? How much does one normally "tip" the girls? How easy is it to "solicit" other "services" from them?
Najarin 2024/04/13(Sat) 00:44:04 GMT No. 14885
File: 7a4472404b2d46(...).png (630 KB, 613x700) >>14884
Only regret was seeing my bank account drained the next day, so that's why I don't frequent these places. You're gonna need some serious cash if you do. If you go to a high end place and get a lap dance, on average it's $90 plus tip. If you wanna save money, you could stick to the main show and just toss around singles. As for soliciting other services, DON'T. There is no better way for you to get your ass beat and tossed out if you try. That's what escorts are for. Unless you're in the know about a certain place, don't bother. Remember to watch your hands, keep a side eye for the bouncer, and keep your feelings to yourself. That being said, don't be a creep. Chat with the girls. As wild as this may seem, they're people too, and if you get on their good side you'll get alot more engagement from them and a way better show/experience.
Anonymous 2024/04/13(Sat) 02:14:01 GMT No. 14886
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I went to one that specialized in women with small figures but forgot I was an autistic virgin and wound up talking about Mootxico. It got me a free lap dance.
Anonymous 2024/04/18(Thu) 10:08:41 GMT No. 14910
Completely depends where you are. In New York, you won't even get a kiss. In Houston TX, you can get bare pussy.
Anonymous 2024/05/01(Wed) 15:43:22 GMT No. 14964
>>14885
>Remember to watch your hands
as in make sure they do not steal from you? In california you can touch all you want if you give them an extra 10 for themselves
Najarin 2024/05/02(Thu) 21:01:55 GMT No. 14965
>>14964
Well that's California where they've basically abandoned decency and civility. Hell, prostitution is more or less encouraged now. Anywhere else though, you risk getting kicked out if the bouncer notices you getting too handsy. But like you say, if the price is right, they won't mind
Anonymous 2024/05/02(Thu) 21:49:43 GMT No. 14966
>>14965
>they've basically abandoned decency and civility
we are talking about strip joints, anon. Let's not put on airs as if these are sophisticated places
Anonymous 2024/05/02(Thu) 22:14:25 GMT No. 14967
>>14966
Well they ARE gentlemen's clubs..
Najarin 2024/05/04(Sat) 23:27:40 GMT No. 14974
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"Hey, you better watch yourself if you come in her lookin like that, kapeesh? What kinda carnival you think we're runnin here? Dis is a classy classy joint for sophisticated clientele. Fix yourself up, get a haircut, n if you say pwetty pwease, maybe I just might let chu in da back room. ANIMALS!"
Anonymous 2024/11/13(Wed) 17:48:13 GMT No. 15758
File: story2359.gif (32 KB, 600x450) I've never unnderstood strip clubs. What's the point? Pay an arm and a leg to look at a lady's arm and leg, and pay a mortgage to have those limbs rub on your body while you sit motionless in a chair? Seems like a waste of money to me honestly, especially since there's no real bond being made.
Anonymous 2024/11/14(Thu) 05:33:02 GMT No. 15761
>>15758
Sometimes you want to see boobie and pantie and dont want to put a few years of your life into making that happen
its less emotionally fulfilling but no one is going there for that
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