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Anonymous 2021/09/10(Fri) 03:54:42 GMT No. 5238 [Reply]
File: 1605305067161.jpg (109 KB, 960x923) You are not safe from the triwich
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Anonymous 2021/09/11(Sat) 06:09:26 GMT No. 5257
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Anonymous 2021/09/11(Sat) 16:10:38 GMT No. 5258
>>5253
Soft and fluffy bread is warmer than hard flat bread?
Anonymous 2021/09/12(Sun) 00:35:36 GMT No. 5279
>>5253
imagine the sugar
Anonymous 2021/09/03(Fri) 02:02:37 GMT No. 5175 [Reply]
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Anonymous 2021/09/09(Thu) 10:44:38 GMT No. 5231
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Anonymous 2021/09/11(Sat) 03:39:08 GMT No. 5254
>>5231
HOW
EXPLAIN MAGIC
Anonymous 2021/09/11(Sat) 06:07:47 GMT No. 5256
>>5231
the witch wears black panties. How peyote

Anonymous 2021/09/10(Fri) 03:21:50 GMT No. 5234 [Reply]
File: space unicat.png (9 KB, 300x181) Long unicat
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Anonymous 2021/09/10(Fri) 03:44:51 GMT No. 5236
>>5235
He's stretching towards that black hole over there. He's likely about to die too.
Anonymous 2021/09/10(Fri) 03:47:24 GMT No. 5237
>>5236
UNICAT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
;_; you were so young
Anonymous 2021/09/11(Sat) 03:41:18 GMT No. 5255
RIP Unicat
he was young, but he lived so long
Anonymous Desu~... 2021/09/03(Fri) 02:56:49 GMT No. 5179 [Reply]
File: desu.jpeg (66 KB, 639x479) I have fallen hopelessly in love with a fictitious, heterochromic doll dressed in twentieth century clothing. Suiseiseki means everything to me. I know she's just a fictional character and that is what crushes me the most inside. I can no longer really see any other girl, real or otherwise, in the same way as Sui. I haven't fapped for about two weeks, porn just doesn't do it for me anymore. I wish I could watch all the episodes of Rozen Maiden over and over until i fall in a coma and dream about being with my precious desu for the rest of my life. I don't leave my apartment often anyway so we would spend lots of time together and I would pay more attention to her than that fucking Jun ever did. She would bake me sweets and we would play games together. We would go to the cinema and when the movie was over, some smart mouthed middle schoolers who would have been staring at us would make wise cracks about me playing with dolls to which I would respond "well this is a doll that I love and she is a lady who I will take back to my home tonight! How many of you can say that about anyone?" Suiseiseki would no longer be upset by the boys' comments. She would only blush and her eyes would water a little from happiness "Did you really mean that? ~desu" I would gently wipe the tears from the corners of her eyes and tell her "We don't need them. I don't care if you become a real girl, I love you just the way you are" and then I would kiss her lightly on the lips. On the way home, we'd take a walk around the park and maybe stop by a cafe for some hot chocolate. I don't even care about the sex. I could spend the rest of my life with her and not even think about it once because I only care about making my desu happy.
Anonymous 2021/09/03(Fri) 08:47:54 GMT No. 5180
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dont grt cocky just cause im not here
Anonymous 2021/09/07(Tue) 05:29:18 GMT No. 5220
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>>5180
why are their legs so long?
Anonymous 2021/09/10(Fri) 22:06:46 GMT No. 5252
>>5220
Jun decided to start playing basketball casually and needed people to play with.

sageman_ 2021/08/31(Tue) 20:22:33 GMT No. 5152 [Reply]
File: anomine.net.png (1 MB, 1920x1017) Does mootxico play Minecraft?
I have a Minecraft server which has a custom plugin that anonymizes everyone, and you can mention anyone in the chat, imageboard style.
If you have a cracked Minecraft 1.16.5 client, then you can join at mc.anomine.net
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Anonymous 2021/09/03(Fri) 17:57:09 GMT No. 5183
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Anonymous 2021/09/03(Fri) 23:06:28 GMT No. 5184
>>5177
i was on /b/ from its begging as a small drug dealing forum in 1999
sageman_ 2021/09/08(Wed) 18:31:33 GMT No. 5225
>>5152
bump, plz someone join
Anonymous 2021/09/07(Tue) 03:11:18 GMT No. 5215 [Reply]
File: 1609379207995.jpg (128 KB, 934x985) What a shitty Internet
Anonymous 2021/09/07(Tue) 03:13:06 GMT No. 5216
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>>5215
I agree

Anonymous Amine Thread 2021/07/28(Wed) 20:06:59 GMT No. 4265 [Reply]
File: just_getting_s(...).jpg (3 MB, 4032x3024) what anime have been watch?
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Anonymous 2021/09/06(Mon) 16:29:47 GMT No. 5204
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Boku no Pico
Anonymous 2021/09/06(Mon) 19:41:13 GMT No. 5211
Samurai Champloo. Stayed up until 4 AM last night not realizing it because of the show.
Anonymous 2021/09/06(Mon) 20:01:33 GMT No. 5212
>>4265
gunslinger girl
Anonymous 2021/09/03(Fri) 00:35:57 GMT No. 5172 [Reply]
File: Your Internet (...).jpeg (80 KB, 608x643) Any new potential Internet guide pictures?
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Anonymous 2021/09/04(Sat) 03:34:27 GMT No. 5188
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Anonymous 2021/09/04(Sat) 20:43:44 GMT No. 5192
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>>5187
This is amazing
Anonymous 2021/09/05(Sun) 23:47:22 GMT No. 5203
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Anonymous 2021/09/05(Sun) 02:40:56 GMT No. 5193 [Reply]
File: dvv86f-eaea4eb(...).jpg (68 KB, 1024x768) i had the perfect idea to ruin a highschooler and his socially life.
you just call him "baby fucker"
what can the poor bastard do after that? allow me to set the scenario.
a dumbass loser highschooler is sitting alone at lunch, pathetic, and a group of bullys or jocks or whatever the fuck come up and loudly shout "hey baby fucker, fuck you!"
and thats it, you have ruined the kid. who wants to be friends and hang out, or god forbid, be in a relationship with an analleged baby fucker? it truly is the perfect crime.
(the pic is unrelated, i like bucket head)
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Anonymous 2021/09/05(Sun) 07:41:28 GMT No. 5195
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>>5193
try having people call you a pedophile. It's not fun at first but you get used to it eventually.
Anonymous 2021/09/05(Sun) 09:48:24 GMT No. 5197
>>5194
something tells me you relate to the baby fucker
Anonymous 2021/09/05(Sun) 19:35:30 GMT No. 5200
>>5197
you say that likes it's a bad thing
Anonymous please kill me 2021/09/05(Sun) 09:37:31 GMT No. 5196 [Reply]
File: The Dream Is D(...).mp4 (2 MB, 1280x720) talking to this indian milf thats my coworker. she hits me with "oh my god your so funny, you remind me of my oldest son!" some mootxican kill me please
Anonymous 2021/09/05(Sun) 13:59:35 GMT No. 5198
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>>5196
on the way


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