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Anonymous The man 2 2025/05/05(Mon) 15:52:41 GMT No. 16549 [Reply]
File: horror-concept(...).webp (57 KB, 600x399) >I heard a scream next to my neighbors house last night.
>I decided to go look out the window
>I saw nothing...
>Im sure it was someone having a fun party
>i decide to go back to sleep.
>The next morning, i made myself some breakfast
>i turned on the tv to the news
>The news reporter caught my attention when she said this "We have found blood on a tree in the forest"
>The news reporter also said "We also found a dead body in the forest".
>I turned off the TV and ate breakfast.
>i went out to get some fresh air
>An amber alert activated on my phone and checked
>I became shocked when the amber alert said this "If you are next to door house 78, keep an eye out on the window tonight."
>I realized Door 78 was my neighbors house.
>I put my phone back into my pocket and went into my car and turned it on.
>I drove to the weapon shop, and got a knife from the weapon shop.
>I drove back to my house with wood
>I went in my house, locked the door and covered my door with wood.
>I also covered all the windows in my house but not the window thats facing to my neighbors house.
>I went to my room and took a nap before the night.
>Its 10:00 and i woke up and grabbed my knife and looked out window thats infront my neighbors house.
>Nothing was there..
>I waited for a few minutes until i saw a weird man coming out of the neighbors house.
>He stood there until he faced towards me.
>I immediately started hiding.
>I knew he is going to do something after he saw me looking at me, so i decided to grab my knife, and get ready.
>i waited one minute until i heard a bang on my door, i went out to check on my blocked door, until i saw the wood broken.
>I kept looking around in my house, until i saw the man in the living room.
>I stabbed the man in the chest, and ran away to my room.
>I closed the door and locked the door.
>I heard the man's footsteps coming real close to my bedroom door.
>He broke in...
>I decided to ambush him behind him and stabbed his throat.
>He screamed, like an alien.
To be continued
Anonymous 2025/05/10(Sat) 09:10:04 GMT No. 16562
you would benefit more if you wrote it out without quotes, right now everything moves too fast and feels less scary as a result
Anonymous 2025/05/17(Sat) 02:05:21 GMT No. 16572
>>16562
should also just have been one bread, why make multiple?
Anonymous 2023/11/08(Wed) 19:30:32 GMT No. 13548 [Reply]
File: 7091404.png (6 KB, 800x600) cute cat moot thread
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Anonymous 2025/05/07(Wed) 04:45:40 GMT No. 16552
File: rbopkins.png (5 KB, 400x400)
dayum
Anonymous 2025/05/11(Sun) 00:06:11 GMT No. 16563
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>>16523
don't be so grumpy
Anonymous 2025/05/11(Sun) 21:39:01 GMT No. 16564
File: crazy-big.jpg (1 MB, 2040x1360)
....

Anonymous 2025/05/12(Mon) 16:53:51 GMT No. 16565 [Reply]
.

(USER WAS BANNED FOR TERMINAL UNFUNNY)
Anonymous 2025/05/16(Fri) 05:02:15 GMT No. 16570
Glad my unfunny is benign.
Anonymous 2025/05/05(Mon) 23:42:14 GMT No. 16551 [Reply]
File: MURICA.png (1 MB, 1663x1247) oh say can you see~
Negus 2025/05/07(Wed) 21:26:31 GMT No. 16555
rm -rf .

Anonymous 2025/04/27(Sun) 01:46:12 GMT No. 16489 [Reply]
File: Screenshot 202(...).png (2 MB, 1292x1474) Are you going to the sperg fields?
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Anonymous 2025/05/04(Sun) 20:49:16 GMT No. 16540
no
Anonymous 2025/05/07(Wed) 19:22:31 GMT No. 16554
>>16489
The sperg fields would honestly probably be pretty awesome for the average mootxicano. Thinck about it man, the government NEEDS spergs when it really gets down to it. It's gonna be like summer camp.
Anonymous 2025/05/08(Thu) 23:03:42 GMT No. 16560
>>16554
was i wrong to assume that was a nick-name for 4chinz?
Anonymous 2025/05/05(Mon) 14:33:58 GMT No. 16545 [Reply]
File: retro consoles.png (837 KB, 865x1200) This image mocks me
Anonymous 2025/05/05(Mon) 15:06:23 GMT No. 16547
womp womp
Anonymous 2025/05/05(Mon) 15:42:10 GMT No. 16548
>>16545
bummer
Anonymous 2025/05/05(Mon) 19:04:01 GMT No. 16550
i thought the ps2 and xbox were the only consoles in existence when i was a kid

Anonymous The man 2025/05/04(Sun) 20:42:25 GMT No. 16538 [Reply]
File: 5wpv6b.jpg (26 KB, 907x767) >its night
>heard something from the window
>i look at the window
>before i looked away, i saw someone run really fast
>i grab my pistol and cocks it
>i keep my pistol with me
>i look out in the window, until i saw a black figure...
>i close my eyes
>he's gone..
>i heard something in the living room
>i decide to go to the living room
>nobody is there..
>until i heard something screeching
>then it became silent for a moment
>until i saw the man looking out at my window
>i shot his right eye
>he fell down and disapeared
>i heard a demonic scream from him
>he came back
>he broke my other window in my bedroom
>until i saw him..staring at me.
>i shot him in his hand
>he is still standing, coming close to
>i shot him in the stomach
>i decide to run away and leave the house
>he begins to start running after me
>i was running for my life
>i was starting to get tired
>so i decide to hide somewhere
>until the moment of silence
>he was behind me
>he begins choking me
>i try to shoot him, but im out of ammo
>i try punching him to make him stop choking me
>he threw me to the ground
>i was unconsious
>he drags me to the forest
>then, he starts eating me.

part 2 coming soon.
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Anonymous 2025/05/05(Mon) 02:16:02 GMT No. 16543
>then, he starts eating me out.
fixed
Anonymous 2025/05/05(Mon) 11:21:40 GMT No. 16544
>>16542
no worries, there will be a part 2 :3
Anonymous 2025/05/05(Mon) 14:36:13 GMT No. 16546
>>16538
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/jQvrGxBGl-4
Anonymous indian men gang-raping a white w 2025/02/08(Sat) 17:44:23 GMT No. 16138 [Reply]
File: indian gang ba(...).webm (3 MB, 1280x720) indian men gang-raping a white woman
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Adobe Negus 2025/04/28(Mon) 08:34:30 GMT No. 16510
File: windows-vis(...).jpg (166 KB, 1920x1080)
The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.
Anonymous 2025/04/29(Tue) 15:14:00 GMT No. 16519
>>16138
consider suicide
Anonymous 2025/05/04(Sun) 20:45:54 GMT No. 16539
wtf is this racist ai crap

Najarin WHATS MOOTXICO DOIN 2NITE 2024/10/26(Sat) 23:10:54 GMT No. 15715 [Reply]
File: 17299320293037(...).jpg (111 KB, 560x452) WHATCHA
>PLAYAN
>WATCHAN
>LISTENAN
>READAN
>EATAN
>DRINKAN
>FAPPAN
>FEELAN
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A1 2025/04/27(Sun) 21:28:41 GMT No. 16503
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penicevice=dajjalmoment
(nuked from the ucl academy)
(7thy7nee7)
1447wmp wen???
A1 2025/04/27(Sun) 21:32:05 GMT No. 16504
File: Screenshot (...).png (1 MB, 1908x4139)
oop
Anonymous 2025/05/02(Fri) 14:17:35 GMT No. 16533
not saturday but f00k it
>PLAYAN
Game of Life
>WATCHAN
The World Go By
>LISTENAN
Scofflaws and Squirrel Nut Zippers
>READAN
Shit online, Hermetic Herbalism, Honor Levy, and The Sonnets of Shakespeare
>EATAN
Just pills and supplements so far, Chinese food with the fam for dinna
>DRINKAN
Coffee, soon to be another coffee with sambucha
>FAPPAN
Starting my next round of semen retention, went just shy of 5 months on the last trip, now im looking to go to a minimum of the end of this year.
>FEELAN
BLESSED
Anonymous 2025/04/26(Sat) 15:21:43 GMT No. 16485 [Reply]
File: freelancefaggo(...).jpg (122 KB, 610x610) VICE has found Mootxico and is going to do a documentary on us! What will they say?
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Adobe Negus 2025/04/27(Sun) 07:36:56 GMT No. 16493
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BuzzFeed moment

https://www.dailywire.com/news/buzzfeed-guys-test-their-testosterone-levels-amanda-prestigiacomo
Anonymous 2025/04/30(Wed) 03:45:05 GMT No. 16524
>>16488
It's Buzzfeed for people that feel too embarassed to say they watch Buzzfeed
I used to watch it when I was 12
Anonymous 2025/05/02(Fri) 13:42:04 GMT No. 16532
>>16485
Big if true. Pwease sauce.


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